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I work at a restaurant in So. Cal and one night a woman came in and ordered a BBQ Chicken Quesadilla. When I came back to check on her she angrily says "Why does this have cheese? I didn't want cheese in this." PAC.

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Oct 13, 2010 05:48 PM - At Work - by meaniecj

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On my first date ever at 23 I got food poisoning the night before and he insisted we go out anyway. He promised he'd take me somewhere I could enjoy soup. So he put on the ritz and took me to panera bread company. As he was paying for our meal he turned to me and said "i had to give my plasma in order to pay for this." PAC

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Oct 13, 2010 05:48 PM - In Relationships - by Missfitzinlove

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I lived with a drug dealer during college who sold lots of LSD, and I would routinely return to a room full of people watching Yo Gabba Gabba, no volume. One afternoon however, I opened the bathroom door to find a girl squatting over the kitty litter box reading an issue of Highlights. She said the cat said it was cool. PAC

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Oct 13, 2010 05:45 PM - At School - by Gbrush

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You meet the most interesting people in the checkout line at target. And you can learn a lot about a person based on what they are purchasing. Me=dog bones, bread, milk, paper towels. Lady in front of me=4 BOXES of wine, 3 lip liners, 6 cherry chapsticks, and a snuggie. Man...I would love to get to know that lady. PAC.

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Oct 13, 2010 05:43 PM - On The Street - by Rach

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I once had this roommate who refused to buy toilet paper when we ran out, so one day when I was fed up of paying for everything, I confronted him about what he would do if we ran out. He said he would do what he always does, just hop in the shower and use a towel. PAC

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Oct 13, 2010 05:40 PM - At School - by Gbrush

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It's dark, rainy, I'm asleep w/a cold. My roomie calls & begs me to come help her with a cartload of her own groceries, regardless of my cold and the time. Furious, I walk 20 min to store, call & tell her I'm here & so is the next bus. Pure satisfaction= watching her run full speed into the magnetic anti-cart theft invisible wall & going home. PAC!

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Oct 13, 2010 05:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by rocknadeline

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My dog got loose last night. As I chased him past one house, the owner yelled at me to pick up my dog's poop when he was obviously not taking a crap. Then we passed that house again, and the owner told me that I "should be making babies and dinner, not chasing a damn dog". Fine, I'll leave the dog in his yard next time. PAC

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Jul 29, 2010 02:35 PM - Miscellaneous - by calloooo

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I make the mistake of taking public transportation in LA. At one point in our ride the bus driver pulls over to the side of the road and sprints out the door and into a Popeyes Chicken. I assume it was some sort of bathroom emergency, but she emerges five minutes later with a ten piece and a biscuit. PAC.

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Jul 29, 2010 02:34 PM - On The Street - by nerb

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While waiting in line at the pharmacy around 10pm, an older woman comes in and starts yelling at the cashier. "I was calling all last night and no one picked up! The diapers I bought leaked and I wet the bed! No one picked up my call that I wet the bed! These diapers are defective!" Another patron and I share a terrified glance. PAC

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Jul 29, 2010 02:34 PM - Miscellaneous - by Postscript

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I go to a craft store to purchase glitter for a project I'm doing with my kindergarten art students. Alas, all the glitter is sold out. An employee sadly informs me that they had a rush because of the new Twilight: Eclipse movie premier. Tiny teenage girls and their mothers hope to sparkle like Edward. PAC.

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Jul 22, 2010 07:29 AM - On The Street - by nerb

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Last night I was trying to squeeze into a parking space between a red curb and a sedan. I got out of my car to check if it was parked properly when a shadowy figure across the street started shouting to me, "You want crack?! I could sell you some crack!" I got back in my car and found another parking spot. PAC.

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Jul 22, 2010 07:29 AM - On The Street - by NWB

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It's dark, rainy, I'm asleep w/a cold. My roommate calls and begs me to come help her with a cartload of her own groceries. Furious, I walk 20 min to the store, call her, tell her to run because I'm here & so is the next bus. Pure satisfaction= watching her run into the magnetic anti-cart theft invisible wall at full speed and going home alone. PAC

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Jul 22, 2010 07:27 AM - Miscellaneous - by rocknadeline

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My father recently began harassing me about not finding work. "You need to do something respectable," he said. "You need to get a real job." I looked up and said, "I know." He continued, in all seriousness, "Why don't you try somewhere like KFC?" Wait... Seriously? PAC.

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Jul 16, 2010 06:19 AM - While Parenting - by LaurenaBeth

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A while back, whilst contemplating the origins of certain foods, a friend asked me "What are Sun-dried Tomatoes?". I replied, somewhat perplexed, "They are tomatoes dried in the sun" to which he said: "Yes, but how do they make them?" PAC

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Jul 16, 2010 06:18 AM - Miscellaneous - by Hardy

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After a night of sushi and socializing with some friends, while walking back to our cars we could see a homeless man approaching us from up ahead. Instead of the usual, 'do you have some spare change,' this guy blurts out, 'hey, got 10 dollas?' In this rough economy, even the homeless are gettin' greedy. PAC!

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Jul 15, 2010 09:00 PM - On The Street - by Adrush

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